The SLOGAN meme - stolen from

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here!
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Name: dumas

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
He who thinks dumas drinks dumas!

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Wouldn't you like to be a dumas too?

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Yo Quiero dumas.

4. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Too good to hurry dumas

5. To someone you dislike?
You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with dumas!

6. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
you excuse yourself?
When you've got dumas, flaunt it!

7. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
It's different in a dumas

8. You're failing a subject, you say...
Better living through dumas

9. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Because dumas is complicated enough

10. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
The lighter way to enjoy dumas

11. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Two hours of dumas in just two calories

12. What are the best words to describe you?
Designed for dumas

13. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is…
Savour the flavor of dumas

14. Your last words before you die...
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's dumas

15. Your message to a special someone...
The world's dumas marketplace

16. Title of this post will be...
Grab life by the dumas

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that was totally lame and pointless, but it's a lot better than sitting and doing nothing in class. c: